Friday, January 23, 2009

WTF?

Why am I suddenly having dreams about getting it on with aging celebrities? This time I got busy with Patrick Swayze (circa 1989, Road House).


At least it wasn't the sickly Swayze (God bless him, I wish him the best of health! I just don't want to hit that.)


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I was helping my boss go through boxes of donated books the other day. She held up this book:

Boss: The Welshman's Way, huh? I wonder what is the Welshman's way?
Me: The usual. Tender brute force.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Also ...

... I dreamed that I got it on with Alec Baldwin last night. So, yeah. That doesn't help my mood. *shudders*

I should make this blog private ...

... because all I wanna do is bitch about a co-worker I can't freaking stand. Pretentious! Arrogant! Lazy! Loud! Braggadocio!

Oh, the vileness creeping up inside me.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Fourth annual book list

I slowed down in 2008. And even some of the books I did get around to reading were ones I'd read before. Getting ready for the next in the series, etc. Oh, well. For better or worse, here it is (bold titles are those I highly recommend):

1) The Invention of Hugo Cabret, by Brian Seltzer
2) Many Bloody Returns, edited by Charlaine Harris
3) 20th Century Ghosts, by Joe Hill
4) Heartsick, by Chelsea Cain
5) Heartstopper, by Joy Fielding
6) Atonement, by Ian McEwan
7) Falling Boy, by Alison McGhee
8) Airman, by Eoin Colfer
9) Demons are a Girl's Best Friend, by Victoria Laurie
10) The Next Thing on my List, by Jill Smolinski
11) The Dead Room, by Heather Graham
12) Looking for Salvation at the Dairy Queen, by Susan Gregg Gilmore
13) Standing Still, by Kelly Simmons
14) The Society of S, by Susan Hubbard
15) Flip-Flopped, by Jill Smolinski
16) Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer (ever hear of it?)
17) The Year of Disappearances, by Susan Hubbard
18) From Dead to Worse, by Charlaine Harris
19) Vampire Academy, by Richelle Mead
20) Remember Me? by Sophie Kinsella
21) The Host, by Stephenie Meyer
22) Unzipped, by Lisa Greiman
23) New Moon, by Stephenie Meyer
24) Unplugged, by Lois Greiman
25) Unscrewed, by Lois Greiman
26) Certain Girls, by Jennifer Weiner
27) The Third Angel, by Alice Hoffman
28) Crave, by Cathy Yardley
29) The Girl Who Stopped Swimming, by Joshilyn Jackson
30) Eclipse, by Stephenie Meyer
31) Breaking Dawn, by Stephenie Meyer
32) Unmanned, by Lois Greiman
33) The Likeness, by Tana French
34) Undead and Unworthy, by MaryJanice Davidson
35) At a Crossroads: Between a Rock and My Parents' House, by Kate Williamson
36) Domestic Affairs, by Eileen Goudge
37) I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson
38) Sweetheart, by Chelsea Cain
39) The Graveyard Book, by Neil Gaiman
40) The Killing Circle, by Andrew Pyper
41) The Chris Farley Show, by Tom Farley Jr.
42) Serena, by Ron Rash
43) Schooled, by Anisha Lakhani

There were several others I started in 2008 and either couldn't get through or just have had to put them aside to get library books read. Such as:
1) Lonely Werewolf Girl, by Martin Miller (still reading)
2) Wicked: Witch & Curse, by Nancy Holder (horrible, donated to library)
3) North of the Port, by Anthony Bukoski
4) Reading in the Dark, by Seamus Deane (excellent writing)

Books collecting dust that I WILL get to:
1) Finer Things, by Neil Gaiman
2) Angelika, by Arthur Phillips
3) The Monsters of Templeton, by Lauren Groff
4) The Historian, by Elizabeth Kostova
5) Soon I will be Invincible, by Austin Grossman
6) Vampire Zero, by David Wellington
7) More Book Lust, by Nancy Pearl

And the newest to my collection given as gifts that I will soon get to:
1) A Whisper of Blood, edited by Ellen Datlow
2) Un Lun Dun, by China Mieville
3) Pippi Longstocking, by Astrid Lindgren (though technically I read it like 10 times when I was a kid, I still want to read it again)
4) City of Bones, Book One, by Cassandra Clare
5) City of Ashes, Book Two, by Cassandra Clare