Saturday, June 03, 2006



Dear 56-year-old single men,

Just because I politely ask if you enjoyed watching The Motorcycle Diaries does not mean that you should then spend the next hour and twenty minutes telling me your life story and ask me out on a date. "I'm single and looking, if you're interested" is not hot. I'm 27, not desperate.

Love, April

9 comments:

i i eee said...

Oof. That's terrible! Over an hour??? That's terrible!!!

I had a 55 year old ask me out when I was 20 once, and at work of course, because you have to be nice to people.

Oh that is soo terrible!

redlaw said...

yuck. i'd rather lick my finger and stick it in an electrical socket than listen to some old troll ramble on for over an hour and then ask me out.
*shivers*

Anonymous said...

Wow, I've been there, that's so NOT fun!

John said...

Old Guys learn to start at the top, instead of working UP the ladder- they'd die before getting very far.

Kristen said...

*gag* I threw up a little for you.

atsirk said...

Ugh. Men.

Anonymous said...

Oh GROSS. Sorry, Rapie. That's what you get for being such a babe.

(N)

April said...

I've only ever seen that guy once before, but I hope he doesn't come back. Hopefully my laughter was enough of an answer.

Carina said...

Depends....what kind of car did he drive?