Last night I dreamed that the sexy Scott Patterson and I were sitting on a couch watching a porn movie. It was weird, but he was oh so hot.
Lorelei can have stupid old Christopher. I'll take Luke Danes any day.
Acquiring a Nemesis
3 years ago
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You and me both.
I hate hate hate it whenever I grumble about Christopher's smarmyness towards Lorelai how Ben will always say, "But that's his baby's momma!"
I used to be a Luke girl too. However, their entire engaged relationship was so boring; I couldn't feel the sparks. I wanted to smack Luke and the stupid things he let get in the way.
Last night I felt sparks, heat, and all manner of chemistry.
Luke could win me back with a grand gesture though...
Best. Dream. Ever. And I concur...even though Luke is my father's age I'd still totally make out with and perhaps, if we were married, do him.
And guess what? We're finally getting CW, so I can watch GG at home! Yay. But I missed last night's because the channels weren't activated until after GG. Boo.
Laura, Baby's momma or not, ditto with the smarmyness. And why is his hair SO short? It's weird.
Azucar, I actually missed ALL of last season because I'm a late fan of the show. I'm caught up on the rest, and hopefully Kristen will lend me season 6. And I have to confess that, much as I love Luke, I also kinda miss Max.
K-Lo, I concur. Best dream ever...if even a bit embarrassing.
Haha! Watching a porno with Luke!
Luke was always the fav, but I agree, the engagement seemed a little...*yawns*
Then again, I still have yet to get on full board with GG episodery.
By the way, my most recent weird dream (because I KNOW you want to know) I was growing rubies and gold-plated jewels in my pubic hair. I had my own little bejeweled pube garden! But then I started peeling the jewels off like a scab...it turned out to be super gross. Anyway, now whenever you think of me, think of my pube jewels. Rubies and emeralds and diamonds, oh my!
Metamorphose: funniest. dream. ever!
April: what I wouldn't give for a dream like that... only with someone more my style--maybe Jim Halpert, your long-lost cousin. ;)
I[m really disappointed with this season. I watched the first two episodes and decided to quit watching. Everything is just so....wrong. and Lane's recount of the honeymoon made me want to shut it off rather than have my kids see/listen to it.
Meta, why are you forcing me to think about your bejeweled crotch? Don't you know that that will stick in my head FOREVER?
Rachel, Don't stab me for this, but I totally dreamed about Jim Halpert and Heath Ledger fighting over me last night. It was effing sweet!
Mark, I've been bored with this season of GG, too. I'm glad I'm not the only one. They'd better step it up!
MWAH HAHAHAHAHA!
scrumpcious!
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