My Aunt Barb called to invite me to Red Lobster tonight to celebrate my cousin's 18th birthday. I happily accepted.
Me: And guess what? I straightened my hair today!
Barb: Really? Wow. I've never seen you with straight hair.
Me: Yes, I'm sure you'll be quite excited to see it.
Barb: Well, I colored my hair today.
Me: Hey! There's reason enough to go out on the town.
Barb: Straight hair, huh? That's so American Idol!
Me: Yeah. Just call me Sanjaya!
Me: hahahaha
Barb: hahahaha
Me: Please don't call me Sanjaya.

Happy Easter!