Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Conversation with myself at 3:42 a.m.

Me: Man, I shouldn't have had Pepsi before bed.
Voice in my head: Der.
Me: Oh, fuck off.

7 comments:

TOWR said...

Ha! We should be best friends... Last night I lay in bed until 1 a.m. wide awake thinking, "I bet those turds at Rumbi hooked Diet Coke up to the Caffeine Free Diet Coke nozzle... Jerkfaces."

i i eee said...

I sleep like a baby. Maybe the Rumbi folks had the caffeinated diet coke mixed up with the non-caff.

TOWR said...

Each time I read "Der" I think, "Judith escaped!"

April said...

RACHEL!!! YES!! I almost wrote a monologue about Saving Silverman to go along with this post!! hahaha

TOWR said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! April, I think if we were to meet the universe would collapse in on itself. :)

April said...

That is a distinct possibility.

Carina said...

Usually it's me and the homemade hot cocoa at 2:32am.

WHY did I insist on having some at 10:15pm? WHY?

Voice: DER

Me: I hate you sometimes.