Last night I dreamed that I was in a race, and only the top 20 finishers who reached this shed would be saved. (Saved from what, I can't recall.) Anyway, I and someone I know in real life made it. We were breathing heavily from the race. I looked around the room to see who else had made it. This young woman with long, platinum blonde hair and too much make-up was flirting with some guy.
In a baby voice, she said to him, "I'm so gwad you wunned with me."
Narrowing my eyes in contempt, I said to her, "Uh, don't you mean 'wan with me'?"
Then I woke up laughing.
Acquiring a Nemesis
3 years ago
6 comments:
Oh my gosh, even your **dreams** are funny!!! What it must be like to be April...
No, even in her dreams she's correcting people's grammar! I'm not surprised.
kristen - so true. So. True.
And yet, so funny!
I'm funny *and* grammatically correct! hahaha It's the best of both worlds.
LOL, sometimes our own humor is the best. At least I think so :)
Wanna wun some maw?
Jimmy, I'd best leave the running for my dreams. ;)
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