DON'T name your book "Blizzard of Lead."
DON'T tattoo the word "hate" across your knuckles.
DON'T sit on the computer for three hours creating a goth avatar.
DON'T let your 4-year-old daughter wear a white, bedazzled hat sideways.
DON'T bypass the mat at the front door, then vigorously wipe your muddy boots on the library carpet.
Jersey, before throwing a penny into the "wishing" water fountain at the mall: "Um, I wish...I would let April buy me a swimming pool."
Acquiring a Nemesis
3 years ago
9 comments:
I love that her wish is to "let" you buy her a swimming pool.
I like the way that Jersey thinks!
The general public suck.
It's too bad she won't let you buy her one as I'm sure you had a fabulous one picked out :)
She's wily, isn't she?
You didn't *read* the Blizzard of Lead, did you?
What IS a blizzard of lead?
As for the rest of your DON'Ts, I think we should wipe out the entire human race minus you, me, Jersey, and the rest of the people who comment on your blog, and restart this whole thing. I hope there's at least one male here, however. I didn't think of that.
Okay -- Jersey, plus all us girls on this blog, plus a jar of sperm donated by the Poet Laureate, plus a turkey baster.
Problem solved.
Marie, I did not read the "Blizzard of Lead" book. It was a western novel returned at the library.
There's gotta be *some* boys to keep. I know! Let's keep the ones whom we always lament because they're taken already. I mean, we're getting rid of their other half anyway, right?
Oooo.....excellent plan!
I'm commenting! I'm commenting! Don't kill me!
Well, it's about time you started commenting again!
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