Friday, July 27, 2007

Because SHUT UP, that's why!

Above quote from a button that Krista just sent me. Have been terribly tempted to wear it to work.

The July heat must be making all of us cranky, as I've noted several blogs with annoyed letters posts. And since when am I not cranky? Therefore, I will join the masses with another edition of letters.

Dear boys age 11-22,
Cut your freaking hair. This isn't the 1970s.









Or are you trying to look like Kristy McNichol?





You look like a 14-year-old girl. Knock it off.
Love,
April

Dear Idiot Driver near the Kwik Trip at 8:30 this morning,
Quit being a douche. You can wait the 5 seconds for the car in front of me to turn left. You don't need to rush past me in a parking lane and then cut me off when I begin to drive. And don't give me that startled "Why's she honking at me?" look, dorkbreath. Learn the rules of the road, or I'll teach you the rules of my fist.
Love,
April

Dear Library Patrons,
Stop. Asking. Me. Stupid. Questions. Why are you bothering to get on a computer if you don't know how to use it? Why must I show you how to access the Internet? Why must I then show you how to find and/or use basic search engines, such as Yahoo! or Google? And no, I don't need to know your life history or what you need to make copies for. I don't care if you want to make 20 copies of the lyrics to "Endless Love." Just stop being stupid.
Love,
April

Dear Homer,
Save a seat and a doughnut for me.
Love,
April

11 comments:

John said...

OI!!! That's what my hair looks like/looked like at that age!!!!!!

Rachie said...

Oh. My. Gosh. I could have pretty much written this post. I've been ranting all afternoon. I'll have to tell you about it. Or maybe post about it.

#@$#!%#$^%^@$!@#!!!!!!!

Carina said...

I want that button.

I would totally wear it to work.

redlaw said...

hahahahahaaaa
april = funny
i want to be you someday.
in the meantime, can i use that phrase - "leaarn the rules of the road or i'll teach you the rules of my fist."
hahahahaha

April said...

Tusk, Cut your hair, you hippie. ;)

Rachel, Tell me AND post about it. In that order.

Zuc, That button may have to replace my "I *heart* being awesome" button on my purse.

Redlaw, You may definitely use that phrase. I plan on stealing "Oi!" from Tusk and Ron Weasley.

TOWR said...

Did you see The Simpsons movie?









I didn't like it. I saw it against my better judgment. It was just more of the same crap they've been squeezing out for the past eight years. It makes me want to cry when I see what's become of what used to be the best show on TV.

Lippy said...

Oh I think I'm gonna like it here. Came via way of Tusk.

April said...

Towr, Haven't seen it yet. Will do so when I visit Kristen in 2 weeks. I'm sure I'll like it because simple things cause me much amusement and joy.

Welcome to my lair...er...blog, Jimmy.

Sally JPA said...

Verrry funny!

Anonymous said...

Kristy McNichols hair rules! Whats ur problem!?!

April said...

My problem is your lack of appropriate punctuation and spelling. Move it along, punk.