Acquiring a Nemesis
3 years ago
Thursday, October 20, 2005
P.S.
I think I just strained my uterus. Oh, the pain. I've been hobbling for the last half hour. Hobbling! Which makes me think of medieval times, when old cronies in drab clothing and witchy hair creaked along cobbled streets filled with garbage and human waste. Is this what I've become? One month before my birthday? Will I soon be speaking lines of "When I was your age...?"
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Oh. Poor April's uterus. I'm sorry. But don't worry, you'll never be curmudgeony in my book.
Awww... Never a kinder word has been spoken.*
*Comment will be usurped upon any and all comments relating to me looking like I've lost weight.
Well, when i was your age, my uterus used to just occasionally go out...now it has shriveled up and disappeared.
Sorry for real though...and you do look like you've lost weight.
Aha! I knew that not posting my own picture would work to my advantage!!
How in the heck do you strain your uterus? Sounds VERY interesting.
(Nicole)
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